Wow, according to EnergyStar I can save the environment by watching TV
B.R. 31:2 Mothers, as a rule, tend to regret having their husbands watch the kids for more than 3 hours.
Strange Products: I can see the upsides to a belt buckle/knife/flint stone but I definitely see the downsides; especially if you fall on it! #RoastedWeenies
B.R. 7:1 “Live Without Limits” pffft. “Live Without MITS” I say! Grab the world & God with your raw bare hands.
Thanks to the movie Brave; parents are actually allowing their kids to look like & act like redheads. #gingers
The mural in my post office seems to indicate the past was populated by perverts and overly accented butts.
if alcohol makes you feel so free then why do you have to drink it publicly behind a chain link fence?
B.R. 25:17 when naming your business try to avoid names that make it sounds like a place that sucks.