The Gospel According to B.R.
Wow, according to EnergyStar I can save the environment by watching TV

Wow, according to EnergyStar I can save the environment by watching TV

B.R. 31:2 Mothers, as a rule, tend to regret having their husbands watch the kids for more than 3 hours.

B.R. 31:2 Mothers, as a rule, tend to regret having their husbands watch the kids for more than 3 hours.

Strange Products: I can see the upsides to a belt buckle/knife/flint stone but I definitely see the downsides; especially if you fall on it! #RoastedWeenies

Strange Products: I can see the upsides to a belt buckle/knife/flint stone but I definitely see the downsides; especially if you fall on it! #RoastedWeenies

B.R. 7:1 “Live Without Limits” pffft.  “Live Without MITS” I say!  Grab the world & God with your raw bare hands.

B.R. 7:1 “Live Without Limits” pffft. “Live Without MITS” I say! Grab the world & God with your raw bare hands.

B.R. 2:41 They say that our art makes us uniquely human. It’s our bad art that makes us douchebags.

B.R. 2:41 They say that our art makes us uniquely human. It’s our bad art that makes us douchebags.

Thanks to the movie Brave; parents are actually allowing their kids to look like & act like redheads. #gingers

Thanks to the movie Brave; parents are actually allowing their kids to look like & act like redheads. #gingers

The mural in my post office seems to indicate the past was populated by perverts and overly accented butts.

The mural in my post office seems to indicate the past was populated by perverts and overly accented butts.

I got 666 claim ticket for my car.  Not sure if I want it anymore.

I got 666 claim ticket for my car. Not sure if I want it anymore.

I like how the instructions for this product are basically “blah blah blah… just Google it.”

I like how the instructions for this product are basically “blah blah blah… just Google it.”

Today I discovered I go to church with the headless horseman.

Today I discovered I go to church with the headless horseman.

if alcohol makes you feel so free then why do you have to drink it publicly behind a chain link fence?

if alcohol makes you feel so free then why do you have to drink it publicly behind a chain link fence?

B.R. 25:17 when naming your business try to avoid names that make it sounds like a place that sucks.

B.R. 25:17 when naming your business try to avoid names that make it sounds like a place that sucks.

What’s the connection between tobacco and samurais?

What’s the connection between tobacco and samurais?

Funny Advertisement… These lenses are the best at assisting distracted driving.

Funny Advertisement… These lenses are the best at assisting distracted driving.

B.R. 8:15 Thou shalt not brand your family; Douchebag parents give birth to Douchebag kids.

B.R. 8:15 Thou shalt not brand your family; Douchebag parents give birth to Douchebag kids.